LDR Audio Messages - By Celebrity Voice Impressionist Jim Lueck

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Jim Lueck of ManofVoices.com has partnered with Loving From A Distance to offer you his talent in downloadable mp3's. Jim has crafted long distance relationship themed audio messages with some of his most popular voice impressions including Arnold Schwarzenegger, Forrest Gump, Sean Connery, and Jack Nicholson. He is also offering a special service in which you can order a custom message for your boyfriend or girlfriend with many celebrity voices to choose from! (see form at bottom of page)

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More about Jim Lueck

Jim Lueck is a Voice Actor, Comedian, and Celebrity Voice Impressionist with the ability to perform over 60 celebrity voice impressions. Via his home studio, he has voiced projects for radio, TV, web promotions, and independent film. Jim Lueck also does live guest appearances to crash conference calls and to celebrity-roast select individuals such as managers or competing sales teams. Clean comedy is the name of his game and he loves playing it.

Currently offered mp3's ready for download!

Arnold Schwarzenegger Preview: Purchase full audio message (1 min 5 sec) for $1.00:	Miles that separate, do not terminate, the feelings I have for you. When I'm alone and scared, and you're not there, I cannot help but feeling blue. I stare at your picture, for hours and more, I'll never be the same cyborg I was before. Your smile, and memories of when we first met, is something impossible for me to forget. All I can think about is giving you a big hug. For now I'm content with beating up a thug. I miss you so much, can't wait to see you later. I feel like a defective Terminator. People are in disbelief at the very fact, I am happiest to say, I'll be back! You're holding my heart, and I don't mean maybe, So for now, Asta La Vista Baby!
Jack Nicholson Preview: Purchase full audio message (1 min 4 sec) for $1.00	I stare at your picture for hours and more I'll never be the same soldier I was before When it comes to matters of the heart None is tougher than being apart My eyes are teary, my soul is depleted I just look for you so I can be completed I feel so blue my emotions are in the pen I need some help from a few good men When it comes to love I can't berate a fuzzy feeling that most tough guys hate It's easier for me to pull out my own tooth than it is for me to handle the truth! Just one more thing to say. I love you and miss you every day. Comprende, sweetheart?
Sean Connery (as James Bond) Preview: Purchase full audio message (1 min 15 sec) for $1.00	The life I live is one of suspense and danger. Until the day I looked in your eyes, and never felt stranger. My palms were all sweaty, my heart was pounding. It was like in pure joy I could have been drowning. Like a message in a bottle discovered in a lonely sea. Your love for me likewise has proved to be. Like a ping of hope on your sonar screen of love. I'll engage you as my primary target above. From until now, fruitless has been my pursuit. My heart and affections to you I salute. So in the meantime until I can hold you tight, may your heart be content with this message of which I write. I'm engaging at flank speed to get you back in a hurry. My intent is for you not to worry. Know that I miss you every day. And soon we'll be together come what may.
Forrest Gump Preview: Purchase full audio message (1 min 24 sec) for $1.00	You know I've been hurting all the while. Because you've been gone and I can't see your smile, and as I stare up in my bed, Memories of you cloud my head. The sad gaze as I stare out my window, And the tears that land on my pillow. Are a result of you not being present, Oh how much more so you make things pleasant. I hate to think of the time we said good bye. Because that would only just make me cry, So, I'll think of the future then, When we will see each other once again. Now I feel incomplete, And I will feel that way until we meet, And then I'll finally be satisfied, Because I can see those beautiful eyes. Like Peas and carrots we belong together. Soon we won't be apart, not never!